Friday, March 10, 2006

Test Drive My Girlfriend


He's all heart

In what I am keenly anticipating to be the worst TV programme ever (even worse than that abysmal Paul Burrell series teaching Australians how to be royal Princesses), Paul Danan is returning to our screens.
Yes him of cheesy grin, formerly of Hollyoaks and Celebrity Love Island will be fronting this new series in which he will be playing Cupid. The self-confessed ladies man will track down companions for a group of single men then date them first to see if the couple would be compatible. Danan (26) will assess the love requirements of a group of bachelors before travelling across the UK to audition and date potential suitors.
It sounds like something out of a Recess Monkey sales-pitch of a Friday night (obviously in years gone by mate).
I have been fortunate enough to see some trailers for this epic and it is basically Danan wearing a variety of garish, crap clothes saying "Yeh she's fit" a lot and flicking his fingers above his head, the way that people do (does it have a term? I'm sure urban patois has evolved sufficiently to cover this most common of dorky activities).
Oh well, you have been warned!

Comments:
Do I get the distinct feeling that television programming has gone all 'Lads Mag' on us ? I know how people have complained about the countless repeats of shows from a bygone era but this as a substitute ? Blimey! Can you honestly see anyone (16-24) in ten or twenty years time saying "Oh wow" they're repeating whatever the cock this and every crap celebrity love bestiality farm hand circus show ? Mmmm. Bring back Dusty Bin and Ted Rodgers repeats, Metal Mickey. I'd even go as far as CHiP's. Ok, may not the last one. That'll show the yoof of today how 'crap tv' should be done!!
 
Perhaps Recess Monkey should do one for single people in Parliament and then sell the rights/footage to the BBC Parliament Channel? ;-)
 
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