Friday, September 15, 2006
Labour Party REBEL'S saucy EDM
HP FACTORY IN ASTON, BIRMINGHAM
at end add 'further recognises that HP sauce is a national icon with its trademark picture of the Houses of Parliament on every bottle; and demands that, as long as production remains out of Birmingham or the United Kingdom, Heinz UK
What are you demanding, you demanding man? Possible ends of the sentence could be:
"replace the picture of the Houses of Parliament with a tulip/spliff/clog/chunk of Edam"
"should go f*ck themselves"
"products should be boycotted, including in the Houses of Parliament where they remain the only provider of brown sauce, so essential to a bacon sandwich"
"should cut my hair"