Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Butchering the English language

What do you take me for? Some kind of pilchard?
I videoed the Eastenders Omnibus just to see Frank. I love the guy. During his time with Pat he comes out with: "it´s driving me out of my skull" - que?; "have it on your toes" - huh? and then calls Pat "a barmy old horse" - I would have gone for broken-down old nag, but I see where he's coming from.
He seduces Pat very easily saying "You'll always be my babe". As in the pig? Or has Frank got cataracts?