Friday, January 27, 2006
Blair Bitch Project
3 Blairs, which one will go first?
Competitor #1

Prime Minister, formerly of big smile. First made decision to stand down in 1985. Still here.
Competitor #2

Metropolitan Police Commissioner. Sir. Foot-in-mouth specialist and professional media non-savant.
Competitor #3

Older than the moon. Dancer. Celebrity reality programme whore. No discernible purpose.
Competitor #1

Prime Minister, formerly of big smile. First made decision to stand down in 1985. Still here.
Competitor #2

Metropolitan Police Commissioner. Sir. Foot-in-mouth specialist and professional media non-savant.
Competitor #3

Older than the moon. Dancer. Celebrity reality programme whore. No discernible purpose.