Sunday, March 26, 2006
The Ayes have it
Adam Rickitt, the Games wooden spoon winner and worst diver since Dider Drogba, managed to f*ck up both his eyes spazzing it off the high board - giving the Tory MP hopeful first hand explanation of "The Ayes have it". Political jargon made easy.
Over the weekend Rickitt's Coronation Street grandmother Lynne Perry (Ivy Tilsley) passed away after suffering a stroke at age 75. After leaving Corrie, Perry got temporary exposure and permanent notoriety by turning up absolutely smashed on The Word and also horribly and embarrassingly weird on Shooting Stars.