Wednesday, June 07, 2006

It's a miracle...

...much in the way that people on crutches realise they can walk at an Evangelical meeting and discard their crutches and consigning their disability to the rubbish bin of the past.

1) Is Rooney a mutant sharing Wolverine's capacity for quick recovery? Unlikely, epsecially given that if his bones were covered by a layer of adamantium he probably wouldn't have broken his foot in the first place.

2) Is Rooney the Son of God? Also unlikely, but a possibility some of the theologians of you might care to consider.

3) Can a diet of sausage, beans and chips heal your bones?

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