Tuesday, July 18, 2006
This is presumably the upside of global warming? Loving this baking weather. I also heard an interesting rumour this morning that Portcullis House may have to close if it gets much hotter. My source informed me that above a certain temperature various electronic functions (like refridgeration) will cease to work and, subsequently, the building will have to close. This, obviously, is a rumour and yet to be confirmed.
Portcullis House does not work that well in regular weather. I mean the lifts are commonly out of commission, ditto the escalators and there are toilets that when flushed bring up plenty of sand, leaving a delightful scummy residue.
Can they close PCH? Does that mean you get a day off? Will the Queen wear a bikini? Questions! questions! Need answers! Answers! Damn it the whole world is going to hell!! Its soooooo hot. I'm melting! I'm melting! Arghhhhhh!!
No. Actually I'm a nice air conditioned office. Sorry.
I also don't work in PCH so won't have day off and, anyway, my wonderful and lovely boss had already offered me the day off cos of the heat. But here I am in anyway.
As Eminem says in Forgot About Dre..
"hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz wit the windows up
And the temp goes up to the mid 80's"
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