Tuesday, July 04, 2006

How would you punish Ronaldo (the cheat not the fat one)

What would be a suitable punishment for cheating, diving bastard Christiano Ronaldo?
Firing Squad
Dinner chez Wayne and Coleen
Walk the Plank
Plenty of xenophobic and homophobic chants from every opposition team for the rest of eternity
To meet Mark Oaten dressed in only his Man Utd kit

Apparently i can't vote repeatedly. Problem is, i can't even vote once.

My preference would be for him to take a dive against France, damaging his anterior cruciate ligaments in the process. In both knees. While scoring an own goal. And wearing a pink tutu
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