Barry's Beef

For pure excitement and suspense few things surpass the Ryder Cup. This may surprise some as golf tends to be the most prosaic of sports, however, the matchplay format of the Ryder Cup has something which is impossible to replicate.
Anyway the US Team is as follows:
Tiger Woods
Phil Mickelson
David Toms
Chris Di Marco
Jim Furyk
Chad Campbell

together with rookies:
Vaughn Taylor
JJ Henry
Zack Johnson
Brett Wetterich

and wild card picks:
Scott Verplank
Stewart Cink

Well one thing is for sure; all of the rookies have stupid names as has Chad Campbell.