After my very enjoyable Eastenders I got to watching Inspector Lynley Mysteries
and must say that it was brilliant. A quality plot with swerves galore and the detection skills that makes Inspector Lynley and his crime-solving colleagues (including an infallible coroner of Quincy-esque proportions) very good at their job. And don't they know it? They are very, very smug and Inspector Lynley conducts proceedings with an unfeasibly smooth voice and unruffled disposition.
And you'd never guess who did it? Carol Jackson off Eastenders!
Here's a police mugshot*
* Actually it isn't a mugshot at all but rather another weird offering from the weird collection.