Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Oh my God
Argentina striker Carlos Tevez says he and team-mate Javier Mascherano have agreed to sign for West Ham.
The World Cup duo, who both play for Corinthians in Brazil, are set to move to Upton Park on a year-long loan.
Tevez, 22, claims on his website he and Mascherano, 22, have signed contracts with West Ham despite being linked with moves to Manchester United and Arsenal.
The Hammers are thought to have struck a deal with Media Sports Investments, who own the rights to the two players.
Tevez is, of course, disgracefully ugly.
The definition of permanent meaning "until MSI take over teh club and sell them on for a profit" obviously.
I have not stopped grinning and blowing bubbles all day!