Barry's Beef

With 'Deadly' Doug Ellis gone, the mantle of the most forthright of football league Chairmen must surely belong to Ken Bates currently at Leeds Utd.
The background is that Leeds accused Chelsea of tapping up players under contract at Leeds and Chelsea have put in a claim that Bates had made anti-semitic remarks about Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich.
Well Bates is not scared at all by the prospect of Chelsea's official complaint. In fact he is loving it saying he is very amused which brings me to his actual quote:

"I haven't laughed so much since Ma caught her tits in the mangle."