Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Upset? Insulted? Bit of a pyro?
Idea for a shop in Pakistan: stock up on Western flags and have three prototype effigies, one skinny; one medium and one fat. Never forget to have an abundant supply of fuel and lighters.
If anyone deigns to offend Pakistan, or is interpreted to have insulted Pakistan just get-a-burning. Yee-yah!
Scene 1
Pakistani civilian enters shop.
Pakistani civilian: Hello. A danish paper has published pictures taking the piss out of Allah and Islam. Do you have a danish flag that I could burn?
Pakistani shopkeeper: You wouldn't guess it, but I had an inkling and ordered some in. The shipment arrived this morning, so yes I do have a danish flag. Would you like that wrapped in fuel?
Pakistani civilian: Yes please, and can I have a lighter too?
Scene 2
Pakistani civilian enters shop
Pakistani civilian: Hello. A fat umpire has insulted Pakistan, Allah and Islam by accusing our cricketers of tampering with the ball. Do you have an effigy of a fat bloke that I could burn?
Pakistani shopkeeper: You wouldn't guess it, but I had an inkling and ordered some umpires whites and funny Darrell Hair hats in. The shipment arrived this morning, so yes I do have an effigy of a fat Australian in umpiring whites. Would you like that wrapped in fuel?
Pakistani civilian: Yes please, and can I have a lighter too?
I could get on Dragon's Den with an idea like this.
If anyone deigns to offend Pakistan, or is interpreted to have insulted Pakistan just get-a-burning. Yee-yah!
Scene 1
Pakistani civilian enters shop.
Pakistani civilian: Hello. A danish paper has published pictures taking the piss out of Allah and Islam. Do you have a danish flag that I could burn?
Pakistani shopkeeper: You wouldn't guess it, but I had an inkling and ordered some in. The shipment arrived this morning, so yes I do have a danish flag. Would you like that wrapped in fuel?
Pakistani civilian: Yes please, and can I have a lighter too?
Scene 2
Pakistani civilian enters shop
Pakistani civilian: Hello. A fat umpire has insulted Pakistan, Allah and Islam by accusing our cricketers of tampering with the ball. Do you have an effigy of a fat bloke that I could burn?
Pakistani shopkeeper: You wouldn't guess it, but I had an inkling and ordered some umpires whites and funny Darrell Hair hats in. The shipment arrived this morning, so yes I do have an effigy of a fat Australian in umpiring whites. Would you like that wrapped in fuel?
Pakistani civilian: Yes please, and can I have a lighter too?
I could get on Dragon's Den with an idea like this.
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Lord Lucan,
Pakistani shopkeeper: You wouldn't guess it, but I had an inkling and ordered some in. The shipment arrived this morning, so yes I do have a bull shaped doll. Would you like that wrapped in fuel?
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Pakistani shopkeeper: You wouldn't guess it, but I had an inkling and ordered some in. The shipment arrived this morning, so yes I do have a bull shaped doll. Would you like that wrapped in fuel?
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