Barry's Beef

In a study worthy of the hallowed pages of the Metro, a bunch of nerds from the University of Stirling have deduced that this is the funniest imaginable face. Soft and feminie features are the key apparently, thus ruling out female javelin throwers and Clare Short. Actually, thinking about it, if feminine features are a necessity doesn't it follow that the funniest face would be a woman's?
Ok then, so far so pointless, huh? You reckon? Let's take a stroll down Banal Lane. Apparently, David Cameron has features prone to make people laugh. His 'policies' are pretty handy to this end too. But Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are not comedians. No, sir. Their chiselled chins and high foreheads - sadly, I am not making this crap up - make them less amusing and less inclined to have a comedy career, which must put a question mark over the soon-to-be-ex-PM's next incarnation as a stand-up comedian and would also lead one to believe that Gordon Brown was not joking about renewing Trident.* Surprisingly Mungbean Campbell wasn't mentioned in this study, presumably because either they hadn't heard of him or, and this reason is the more likely, Mung was born before laughter was invented.
I don't know though. For me this face is funnier.


















* Trident replacement - boooooooooooooo