Barry's Beef

Brother Beef, in the sibling rather than brethren or ecclesiastical sense, popped round last night and, as ever, the chat descended into politics. This is never too enjoyable, the only thing we have in common is that we are both right. He is right of centre and I am morally right. Haha, see what I did there?
As Brother Beef was about to leave he admitted: "I wouldn't vote Labour even if they were giving out houses." I replied: "Fair enough I wouldn't vote Tory even if they were giving out houses and let's face it, they've done it before."
15-love. Yep, Dame Shirley Porter gags. You can't beat them.