Barry's Beef

Are you rich? Are you stupid? Do you like horses far too much? If you answered 'yes' to all three of these questions, you may very well be tempted by this item. It's a horse, but no regular horse; no Sir, because it's a horse made out of bone china and it is Best Mate, the nag that won the Cheltenham Gld Cup in 2002, 2003 and 2004.
So how much for this fine, fine item? How's about £1695. Seriously, I shit you not. £1695 payable even up front or in to interest free payments of £169.50. So you buy the horse, which isn't a horse and you role in from the pub, a touch worse for wear, and start slurring "You're my best mate" and for £1695 it couldn't possibly be anything else

Labels: Best Mate, cheap tat that's expensive, horses