Friday, January 19, 2007
Who says footballers are stupid?
Even in his heyday of stupidity, David Beckham ("My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7") was never caught stealing bathroom settings, including a toilet seat, from the B&Q in Dartford. So step forward Glen Johnson together with Millwall forward, and fellow idiot, Ben May.
How can you be so stupid? How? How? What a prick. As is the nature of these stories it's always the anonymous store worker who steals the show:
"We all recognised Johnson. No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat. But that's what him and May were doing.
"They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave."
What the source negated to mention was that the sprightly 74 year old stripped Johnson for pace and beat May in the air to claim the catch. The old adage rings true, money maketh not a brain.
How can you be so stupid? How? How? What a prick. As is the nature of these stories it's always the anonymous store worker who steals the show:
"We all recognised Johnson. No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat. But that's what him and May were doing.
"They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave."
What the source negated to mention was that the sprightly 74 year old stripped Johnson for pace and beat May in the air to claim the catch. The old adage rings true, money maketh not a brain.
Labels: B and Q, Ben May, Glen Johnson, toilet seats
