Barry's Beef

A new source for the blog, my better-half, drew my attention to the fine form of Michelle Ryan. That's a great girlfriend. Michelle Ryan aka Zoe Slater (or is that Zoe Slater aka Michelle Ryan?) has resurfaced. In the US, the big time baby! She has beaten several better-known actresses to land the role of the Bionic Woman, a spin-off from The Six Million Dollar Man. In The Bionic Woman she will play a tennis pro who gains superhuman abilities after her body is rebuilt with high-tech electronic parts following a near-fatal accident.
Let's look at that paragraph again. "A tennis pro who gains superhuman abilities" - that's Roger Federer, he the man. However, perhaps they are referring to another British star, "who gains superhuman abilities after her body is rebuilt with high-tech electronic parts following a near-fatal accident." 'Superhuman abilities' (to offend everyone)...'after her body is rebuilt' (fake boobs)...'following a near-fatal accident' (Celebrity Big Brother). Yep, it's Jade 'I'm not a Racist, but actually am' Goodie/Baddie.

Labels: Bionic Woman, Jade Goody, Michelle Ryan, Zoe Slater