Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Life after Albert Square
Let's look at that paragraph again. "A tennis pro who gains superhuman abilities" - that's Roger Federer, he the man. However, perhaps they are referring to another British star, "who gains superhuman abilities after her body is rebuilt with high-tech electronic parts following a near-fatal accident." 'Superhuman abilities' (to offend everyone)...'after her body is rebuilt' (fake boobs)...'following a near-fatal accident' (Celebrity Big Brother). Yep, it's Jade 'I'm not a Racist, but actually am' Goodie/Baddie.
Bonkers casting - but her boobs will probably float the viewing figures, some turds are, after all, floaters.