Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Life after Albert Square

A new source for the blog, my better-half, drew my attention to the fine form of Michelle Ryan. That's a great girlfriend. Michelle Ryan aka Zoe Slater (or is that Zoe Slater aka Michelle Ryan?) has resurfaced. In the US, the big time baby! She has beaten several better-known actresses to land the role of the Bionic Woman, a spin-off from The Six Million Dollar Man. In The Bionic Woman she will play a tennis pro who gains superhuman abilities after her body is rebuilt with high-tech electronic parts following a near-fatal accident.
Let's look at that paragraph again. "A tennis pro who gains superhuman abilities" - that's Roger Federer, he the man. However, perhaps they are referring to another British star, "who gains superhuman abilities after her body is rebuilt with high-tech electronic parts following a near-fatal accident." 'Superhuman abilities' (to offend everyone)...'after her body is rebuilt' (fake boobs)...'following a near-fatal accident' (Celebrity Big Brother). Yep, it's Jade 'I'm not a Racist, but actually am' Goodie/Baddie.

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God she is bloody sexy
 
She is as sexy as a dry turd adn acting ability to match.

Bonkers casting - but her boobs will probably float the viewing figures, some turds are, after all, floaters.
 
Ah pookie - so true, so true. Alas, I think your words fall on man-ears so don't expect consensus. There are many more beautiful in ye olde Pimlico.
 
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