Barry's Beef

Looking down through the Premier League and find one club who has not signed a player who turned out to be a total waste of money. Well I'll do a quick off the top of my head list and feel free to add others:

Man Utd - Djemba, Djemba; Forlan; Taibi; Veron; Miller; Bellion
Chelsea - Ambrosetti; Kezman; Veron (again); Sutton; Bogarde; Kjeldberg; Weah
Arsenal - Cygan; Garde; Luzhny; Vivas; Suker; Helder; Jeffers
Aston Villa - Balaban; Milosevic; Laursen; Berson
Bolton - Ba;
Portsmouth - Silva; Olisadebe; Chalkias; O'Brien
Everton - Materrazzi; Van der Meyde; Angel; Bakayoko
Wigan - can you count Heskeyt and Kilbane? Johansson
Liverpool - Cheryou; Diao; Diouf; Kewell; Song; Piechnik; Diomede; Titi Camara; Heskey
Fulham - Marlet;
Reading - De la Cruz
Tottenham - Postiga; Dumitrescu; Rebrov; Berti; Stalteri
Middlesbrough - Ricketts; Maccarone; Branco; Ricard; Beck; Euell
Man City - Charvet; Sibierski
Blackburn - Grabbi; Donis; Davies; Dailly
West Ham - Repka; Radiciou; Boogers; Dowie
Sheff Utd - all shit
Newcastle - Boumsong; Bramble; Carr; Babayaro (oh so their back four of last season); Guivarch; Tomasson, Andersson; Kluivert; Viana; Marcelino
Watford - Blondeau; Glass; Vega; Issa (probably most Vialli signings? Apart from Galli)
Charlton - Traore;

Obvously there are a few I would have missed out but the reason for doing this list was not just cathartic but also to draw your attention to flops Tevez, Mascherano and Luque. The former two are, to my mind at least, good players yet to find their feet chez the Boleyn and the third is just useless. amazingly, it appears that Barcelona are in for Luque whilst Tevez and Mascherano may already be heading back ot Brazil this time for Flamengo.
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